With his uncanny coaching of the Lightning and the Rangers, and now the Blue Jackets, let's put his coaching abilities and its effects aside for now: John Tortorella should have/host his own show. Radio show? TV show? Whichever production company and/or network decides to print up a contract for him to sign, either the NHL themselves or NBC Sports Network, it'll be a nice opportunity for Mr. Tortorella. You know how Shaquille O'Neal has his own bit titled Shaqtin' A Fool? And also how NFL writer Mike Florio has ProFootballTalk? Tortorella should have his own, but a little bit more in contrast similar to ProFootballTalk.
Some hockey fans may not like the idea; Some actually wouldn't mind at all. A reminder? Here's a TSN's Top 10 John Tortorella Moments video:
I know it's a ridiculous idea to give him his own show, but then again, ESPN has a show for Stephen A. Smith and Rick Bayless. While waiting for the big game(s), the day goes well with breakfast knowing you can watching two men arguing over sports topics and issues of the day/week/month. While we can sit back and drop names of athletes, coaches and/or analysts who have exploded at one time, nobody does it better than Mr. 'Torts.' Think about it: that's the same attitude you have when you deal with someone who's so uninformed, lack any common sense and have no respect whatsoever, that you just want to "Tort" them off (if that isn't a term already). Let's say you're an athlete/coach at a post-game interview and you lost. You suddenly get this:
"Why did you lose tonight? What happened?"
We can think of so many reasons why a team would lose, and since you're the athlete or coach, being asked what had happened just gave you the awful feeling that a brain cell just bursted dead. In other words, dumb questions like these are about to make you dumber. How would you answer? If the loss was that bad, you'd "Tort" out that journalist for such a wretched question, especially if s/he didn't pay attention to the entire game. Losing games you know you were supposed to win can also cause frustration, thus not wanting to talk to anyone. Fans who can relate to Tortorella's attitude know why he is the way he is, and I know how he feels. (You'd react the same way if someone told you that flying on a broom, á la Harry Potter, is not real.)
Tortorella admits he's not trying to be "entertaining" nor is he causing any controversy (let's not jump ship with that yet). In an interview with Bob Costas in Costas Tonight back in 2012, Tortorella said these:
"I'm not looking to disrespect people, but I also have a tough time in answering questions that, really, they have the answer to. It's to fill their blogs, to fill their 'tweeters,' or whatever you call that stuff—the Twitter accounts and all that. I'm not too interested in the social media. I'm more wrapped up with the hockey club at that time and that's my total focus."
"I totally understand that these men and women have a job to do. I totally understand that. ... So it's certainly not to try to hurt anybody. ... I'm not looking to disrespect people. There are a few people in there that I absolutely have no respect for, I'll admit that. But I still know that they have to do their job."
(About calling some reporters "idiots") "I think sometimes there has to be an accountability from the reporters also, as far as how far they present themselves and how they go about their business. Again, it's easy to say I'm sorry. I'm not sorry for most of the things I said; I wish I handled it a little bit better with certain people because I've got some good friends there."